Organs in the time of Corona
Corona Virus has finally landed here.
When the skull carrying me was in Bali and saw the depressing state of their decorated and empty places, I was a little worried. I felt sad for the harsh economic reality which will hit the Balinese. Although I admit that I was a little happy that there wasn't too much crowd and the volcanic island could be enjoyed in peace.
The virus was very evident at the airports, especially in KL. Everyone including this person's mouth was covered with something. Now the virus has moved the center to Europe. I don't know how, but I have got it now.
"How to prevent getting Covid-19" is the #1 search everywhere. There has been a bombardment of instructions, warning signs, preventive measures and quarantine guidelines everywhere. I have absorbed all of this. In my sleep I hear the deadly caller tune. So much so that when the body got the virus, I panicked and started doing things which were actually guidelines on how to prevent it. I'll detail out below what happened
A) Social Distancing - The virus affects the esophagus and lungs first. As soon as the heard found out, it distanced itself physically. Now it lives in my armpit.
The intestine was the second one to know about it. It started moving south and put a huge pressure on the abdomen and bowels. Diarrhea was inevitable.
B) Wash your hands - The hands automatically started to wash themselves. Sweat was the soap. The body was bathing itself regularly.
C) Heat kills the virus - Today's body temperature is 103 F. Does heat actually kill the virus?
D) Don't Panic - There is scientific proof that the more one hears about not panicking, the more one panics. One morning, there was panic in the entire body. My liver had given up and some other useless organs were also dying. Corona was declared a pandemic.
E) Quarantine and Work from Home - Penis is the laziest organ. It was the first one to go into isolation. The eyes started working from home. For 2 days, they tried to run operations but after that they eventually figured out that no one was watching so they shutdown too.
Now I am the last one who is available, and will soon be offline. But before I go, I realized that the body was very close to the world. I am my own universe.
When the skull carrying me was in Bali and saw the depressing state of their decorated and empty places, I was a little worried. I felt sad for the harsh economic reality which will hit the Balinese. Although I admit that I was a little happy that there wasn't too much crowd and the volcanic island could be enjoyed in peace.
The virus was very evident at the airports, especially in KL. Everyone including this person's mouth was covered with something. Now the virus has moved the center to Europe. I don't know how, but I have got it now.
"How to prevent getting Covid-19" is the #1 search everywhere. There has been a bombardment of instructions, warning signs, preventive measures and quarantine guidelines everywhere. I have absorbed all of this. In my sleep I hear the deadly caller tune. So much so that when the body got the virus, I panicked and started doing things which were actually guidelines on how to prevent it. I'll detail out below what happened
A) Social Distancing - The virus affects the esophagus and lungs first. As soon as the heard found out, it distanced itself physically. Now it lives in my armpit.
The intestine was the second one to know about it. It started moving south and put a huge pressure on the abdomen and bowels. Diarrhea was inevitable.
B) Wash your hands - The hands automatically started to wash themselves. Sweat was the soap. The body was bathing itself regularly.
C) Heat kills the virus - Today's body temperature is 103 F. Does heat actually kill the virus?
D) Don't Panic - There is scientific proof that the more one hears about not panicking, the more one panics. One morning, there was panic in the entire body. My liver had given up and some other useless organs were also dying. Corona was declared a pandemic.
E) Quarantine and Work from Home - Penis is the laziest organ. It was the first one to go into isolation. The eyes started working from home. For 2 days, they tried to run operations but after that they eventually figured out that no one was watching so they shutdown too.
Now I am the last one who is available, and will soon be offline. But before I go, I realized that the body was very close to the world. I am my own universe.
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